February 24th, 2012 at 6:34AM

mangodeluxe:

fauxboy:

voondeba:

maxadlerisabamf:

clarissime:

he should not be allowed to breathe.

And he’s running for fucking president?!?!?!?!? LOL

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING DUMBASS. WOW.

and this bitch is still getting support…?

ASDFGHJKL: I really hope this is fake. I REALLY hope this is fake.

And then, for an unknown reason, Rick Santorum suddenly died! Everyone was pleasantly surprised and Mitt Romney went on to lose the 2012 election.

(via heyveve)

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    This came from a satirical website, I wish people would realize that. The man is stupid enough on his own without the...
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    My dad read this over my shoulder and explained to me in no uncertain terms what parts on the body I should be hitting...
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    This bitch…We are the culmination of over a billion years of evolution and we end up with this prick? Come on Universe....
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    Scum scum scumedy scum…
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    Seriously who is voting for this guy?
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    I’m still not convinced that Rick Santorum wasn’t an excellently-planned satire of fundamentalist Christians and...
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    What The FuckWhere’s my axe.
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    Anybody up for an angry mob-style parade to this guy’s house?
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    …Is this guy for real?...the USA, but I’ve been seeing a lot of
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    Not to rain on anyone’s parade, but has anyone taken the time to find the source of this “excerpt”? I’ve been searching,...
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